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Every organization needs a code. The Bubba’s of America have developed a code of ethics that we hope to enact! We have put much time and n research into this code and we hope all Bubba’s will find it easy and fun to follow!
Thou shalt not ever rent the movies, Love Story, Pretty Woman, or Waiting to Exhale. However, “Ole Yeller”, or any John Wayne or Clint Eastwood movie is always on the list. George Clooney is also on the “never list”.
Two men should never share an umbrella unless they are in a football Stadium and it is hailing stones the size of softballs.
Any Bubba that brings a camera to a bachelor party, may be stripped, gagged and beaten into a wheelchair. His hospital bills are his own problem, he shoulda known better.
A true Bubba never gives any information about a fellow Bubba’s whereabouts other than, work and the church of his preference.
T. Bubba’s Church preference is “Brick”.
Unless he has wronged your sister or momma, you have to bail a fellow Bubba out of jail within 12 hours. You can never ask, “What are you in for, only“what jail are you in?!” You must arrive in less than one hour and with the bail money.
If you have had more than two beers, or other adult beverages with, and-or knows a Bubba for more than one week,… his sister is off-limits for life!!
A Bubba will never gripe or complain about the brand of beer in another’s refrigerator, but he is obligated to complain about the beer if the temperature is unsuitable.
No Bubba is ever required to buy another man a birthday present. In fact, not even remembering it is optional. A card is optional unless he owes you money.
Before getting romantically involved with a fellow Bubba’s ex-wife or girlfriend, you are required to ask and he in return is required to grant permission. If he does not, he is deleted from membership.
If a man’s zipper is down, that’s his problem, you ain’t seen nothing!
Cats are a total waste of fur. No Bubba shall be allowed to own a cat, live in the house with a cat or even date a woman with a cat. Cats are living proof that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Any Bubba that refuses to watch the “World Championship” of anything will be removed from membership, even soccer, cricket or tiddly winks. This is an understood thing.
All members are required to vote in every election, even if they vote, “none of the above” … this is often recommended in national elections.
And finally, Bubba will honor the flag, stand up for the national anthem, and sing aloud the Star Spangled Banner, whether he is in uniform or not. Any Bubba seen or heard not doing such, will be stripped of his Bubba-ness and banned for life….!